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Jokes

JOKE( 1 )ek 8 saal ke bachche par balaat'kaar kar'ne ka Arop laga.use court men haajir kiya gaya.us'ke vaqeel ne jury ke samax judge se kaha:-kya Ap sab soch'te hEn ki Esa naadaan baalak Esa jurm kar sak'ta hE.yah kah'kar us'ne bachche kee kachchhee neeche sar'kaaee or us'keechhoTee see noonee pakaR kar jury ke sadasyon ke Age hilaane laga.kuchh hee der men bachcha vaqeel ke kaan men phus'phusa ke bola,"jyaada mat hilaao naheen to case bigaR jaayega".JOKE( 2 )ek mahila snaan kar nikal rahee thee or us'ka pati snaan kar'nebathroom men ghus raha tha, tabhee jor se door bell bajee. us'kepati ne kaha,"jara dekho mEn jaldee men hoon". mahila ne ap'ne shareer ko tauelmen lapeTa Or jaldee se darvaaja khola. us'ke saam'ne us'ka paRauseerajesh khaRa tha. is'ke pah'le ki wah kuchh kah paatee rajesh bolpaRa,"bhaabhijee! yadi Ap ap'na tauel shareer se haTa den to mEn Ap'ko5000/- de sak'ta hoon". mahila ne kuchh socha, or phir ek heejhaT'ke men tauel ap'ne shareer se alag phenk diya. ab wah madarjaatnngee rajesh ke saam'ne khaRee thee. rajesh kuchh der us'ke gorennge bada'n ko nihaar'ta raha Or use 5000/- pakaRa chal'ta bana.mahila ap'nee is saphal'ta par phoolee naheen samaatee vaapas ghar menchalee gaee. tabhee us'ke pati ne bathroom se chillaakar poochha,"kaun tha?" mahila ne kaha,"rajesh tha."oh! Aj us'kee mere 5000/- lauTaane kee baat thee. is baare men us'nekuchh kaha.JOKE ( 3 )ek doctor ne ap'ne pooraane buDhe mareej ke yahan routincall kee Or puchha," kyon sinha saahab kEsa hE, sab Theek Thaak to chal raha hE na."doctor saab Or to sab Theek hE, par raat men jab peshaab kar'neuTh'ta hoon or bathroom khol'ta hoon to wahan kee light ap'ne Ap jaljaatee hE.is'se mEn baRa pareshaan rahata hoon. doctor ne socha buDha saThiyagaya hE Or sanakee ho gaya hE. us'ne kuchh hidaayat dene ke liyephone us'ke beTe ramesh ko dene ke liye kaha. ramesh us sama'y soraha tha, is liye buDhe ne phone bahoo ko pakaRa diya. doctor neramesh kee beebee se saaree baat kee. ramesh kee beebee ne jhunjhalakar jaldee se phone vaapas paTaka Or jor jor se ramesh ko Avaaj denelagee,"ajee sun'te ho, jaldee uTho, Aj tumhaare baap ne phir freeze menpeshaab kar diya hE."JOKE ( 4 )ek sardaar ek tattoo banaane wale ke paas pahooncha.us'ne artist ko 2000/- thamaaye Or kaha wah us'ke lund par ekhubahoo 500/- ke note ka tattoo banaade.pah'le to tattoo banaane wala yah sun'kar Ape se baahar ho gaya parkisee tarah 5000/- men sauda paT gaya. par artist utsuk'ta se maraja raha tha.us'ne is'ka kaaran poochha to sardaar ne saaph mana kar diya. khErtattoo banaane wala ap'ne kaam men juT gaya Or us'ne baRee meh'natse sardaar ke moTe lund par 500/- ke note ka khoob'soorat tattoobana diya.tattoo dekh'kar sardaar bhee bahut raajee huA. is'se artist keejigyaasa Or baDh gaee Or us'ne kaha,"sardaarjee chaahe to ap'ne 5000/- vaapas le le par is'se ve kyakarenge mujhe jaroor bataayen." sardaar ne 5000/- ap'ne pocket menvaapas Daale Or bataana shuru kiya:-pahalee baat to yah hE ki mEn rupayon se khel'na chaah'ta hoon.doos're mEn ap'ne rupayon ko baDhata dekh'na chaah'ta hoon.tees're meree beebee preeto 500/- ke note kee bhog'lee mukh menle'karsiTee(whistle) bajaana chaah'tee hE.Or Akhir men log gaandhee baba ko dhok dene mere paas Ayenge.